Miley goes AA

my home group in Dallas is a bookstudy. we study the book, we sponsor by the book, we live by the book, we eat by the book, we sleep by the book, we shit while reading the book...am i getting my point across? so when i attend meetings other than the ones i have commitments to (shhhh don't tell my sponsor) i have really started to notice some of the idiocracy that floats around AA in the form of catchy little sayings. for example "fake it till you make it". like what the fuck? thats the worst idea possible for an alcoholic. their whole life is already fake, and they are dying.....come on people... really?...reaheeeallly? all my friends who have tried faking it defiantly did not make it. when i would try and fake holding my shit together while i was drinking it never just magically started working out...haha this brings me to my point of all of this. i went to the Miley Cyrus concert last night and it changed my life. she is one of the wisest 16 year old billionaire pop princesses i have ever known. As i was sitting there watching her work her shit, trying to control my hips as the music captivated my body, i realized that if we are all looking for catchy pick me ups, we might as well quote someone who makes some sense.

so i think we should go ahead and ditch the whole "fake it till you make it" mentality we should go ahead and let everyone know that "inside i try to make the pieces fit right, just like a jigsaw everywhere. cuz i flip the script so many times i forget, who's on stage who's in the mirror. the best of both worlds."-Hannah Montana. i guess i should have let y'all know that she doubles as a rockstar and a normal girl on her show. so there are two artists who are essentially the same girl. hannah and miley. genius i know.

next on my list of retarded sayings is "think through the drink" see this one is especcially brilliant because experience shows that thinking about ourselves and spending lots of time in our heads is just a grand idea for struggling alcoholics. instead i think that we should just go ahead and sing these lyrics to a bottle of Jose Cuervo "i got my sight set on you, and i'm ready to aim. i knew you were something special when you spoke my name. now i cant wait to see you again. i've got a way of knowin' when something is right (yeah-thats how you ended up here..you must really know when something fits!), i feel like i must have known you in another life. cuz i felt this deep connection when you looked in my eyes, now i cant wait to see you again"- Miley Cyrus

"meeting makers make it". meeting makers make what? what exactly is "it"? could it be that meeting makers make IT,... right back to the drink they were trying to think through? who knows. all i know is when/if these "meeting makers" make it back from their latest relapse you will hear them at a discussion meeting saying, "i have to wonder if this waves too big to ride. commit or not commit is such a crazy tide. its sooner than i thought but you called me out. i lost control and there's no doubt I'm gunna start all over" or maybe "take the world shake it and stir it thats what i got goin' on. i throw my cares up in the air and i don't think that they are comin'' down. yeah i love how it feels right now. you never know where you'll find me, I'm going to take my time yeahhh, i'm still getting it right, this is the life!"

"just don't drink" what a novel idea. i had never even thought of that one until i heard someone say it in a meeting. how do people come up with such genius ideas? it blows me away. so all i have to do to stay sober is not drink? incredible. instead of telling people that the way to stay sober is to not drink we should just tell them that "life's what you make it. so lets make it rock. life's hard or it's a party. the choice is up to you!" and when "AA" doesn't work for them perhaps they will remind themselves that "nobody's perfect, i gotta work it! Again and again till i get it right. nobody's perfect you live and you learn it. i know in time ill find a way. "-Hannah Montana

ill end with this: i might or might not of heard that Miley Cyrus was at the mall by my house, and might or might not have gone up there and looked for her..for the second time in about a year...i was so fucking close this time too. she left nordstom 10 min before i got there. 10 fucking minutes. i dont want to talk about it.